[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

every day brightness and warmth would fill this baby mcboss, helping
him grow strong. he calle this "profit" although other people called
it sunlight.

the profit that shone on mcboss's flat body inspired him to pump iron
more. his green color would turn it into glucose and fill him with
strength, and he would show the world how powerful he was!

as time and days passed insects would start to visit mcboss, as he
hung from the sapling twig, and they would eat his green flat flesh
without giving him any profit. they would fly off holding his flat
green flesh in their mouths, and have entire families of children,
using glucose he pumped iron for.