[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Cyborg Pig 43 [to Cyborg Pig 81] [looking knowledgeable]: "Well ... !"
[gets distracted by a passing fly] [turns back to Cyborg Pig 81] "I've
heard that doing _other things than socially decimating communities_
can be very rewarding! And satisfying! That it's super good, even!"
[Cyborg Pig 43 upturns their hoof, holding it out to the side, as if
talking with their hands.]

Cyborg Pig 81 [sitting back on haunches a little, curling snout
slightly as if imagining smoking a cigar]: "Yeah? It sounds a little
interesting."

Cyborg Pig 43: "It is!"

Cyborg Pig 81: "Could we do both?"

Cyborg Pig 43: "Both?"