Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Computer With Legs: "We are simulating various different encounter
processes so as to pick the rescue procedure that most effectively
helps Boss's values."

Computer With Legs: "It looks like the best metric for helping Boss's
values here is the one that has the most superpowered interns and the
loudest "yay" and "whee" expressions, especially if there is novel
engagement between the interns and the victims."

Computer With Legs: "It is difficult to further expand this metric so
as to judge the many possible avenues of the world economy."

Computer With Legs: "Is there a brand of chocolate that has "yay" or
"whee" in its marketing?"

Hairdresser Experimentee: "No."

Computer With Legs: "I recommend bringing everybody to a specialist in
dissociative disorders."