[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

“Would you get me a cup of coffee?” says a bundle of human organs
half-lashed to some electrically deformable plastic. “I need to eat
more robot parts or I’ll get more electric shocks, and they’re so
dry!”

A cartoony sign saying “terrifying” hangs from the scene. An AI gazes
out from it at the visitor.