[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sat Jan 14 15:13:50 PST 2023


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kind of a predrafthavent innected withcharavtersnboss

kid iswith family somewhere with some technology, using the technology
kid: "look mommy it's a mind control virus here!"
parent: "what?"
sibling: "let me see!"

kid starts pulling on something on the tech, pulling and pulling like
unravelling a garment by a thread, through systems and medical and
government personnel ...
then with a "pop!" the whole thing comes free!
it looks like a tiny depiction of the world wide web with little
people hanging on to many nodes

kid: "i'm going to keep it!" they ball it up and open their pocket
parent: "don't put that in your pocket! if it fell out it could make a
nation elect your sibling dictator. you need a shielded box for that!"
parent hands kid a box with multiple insulated layers of copper and a
motorized lid with multiple knife edges; the kid dutifully places the
mind control virus in the box before putting the box in their pocket
[i am not a security engineer]

sibling: "i want one!"
kid looks at sibling who looks at the same tech device.
sibling "somebody's making another one!"
sibling starts pulling.
kid: "pull carefully! maybe you can see who made it!"

sibling pulls and pulls like reeling in a poorly-hooked fish, and soon
with a "pop!" is a network of spy agencies!
sibling: "oh boy oh boy i want to keep it!"
sibling starts balling up the spy agencies and opens their pocket
parent: "don't put that in your pocket, if it got out somebody might
tell it to take over the world for them! you need a [prison] for that!
and don't forget to feed it!"
parent takes out a pocket-sized [prison] and sibling dutifully places
the network of spy agencies in it before putting it in their pocket.

... keeps going


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