[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

a pebble has boss by the neck and is shaking him aggressively

pebble: “why arent you working on the!!!, why !!!!”

boss stares zombielike at a giant half built deathray with bored
henchman around it, all slacking off