[ot][spam][crazy][fiction] morning spam 3: hybrid mcboss

[Karl Semich]

Cyborg Torturer 1: “Let’s try to figure out talking where we respect people!”
Cyborg Torturer 2: “Oh boy oh boy! What do I do?”
Cyborg Torturer 1: “Ummmm … we’re supposed to figure out how the other
is feeling, for example.”
C6borg Torturer 2: “Are you feeling … worried?”
Cyborg Torturer 1: “Woah! Hey, yeah, I am a little worried! I didn’t
even think I had feelings!”
Cyborg Torturer 2: “Are you imagining the computer system hav8ng a
Boss avatar flog you, worried that it will judge you as not torturing
people enough? Do you need to know you are safe from being tortured
yourself?”
Cyborg Torturer 1: “Well that was pretty impressive there, almost like
you could read my mind, but now I’m confused. Isn’t torture good? Why
would I be worried about a good thing?”
Cyborg Torturer 2: “Now I’m confused too. Maybe feelings and reasons
are separate things. Hey, confused is a feeling!”
Cyborg Torturer 1: “I bet you really want some clarity and ease and
familiarity here. Do I have that right?”
C6borg Torturer