[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Jan 8 10:58:37 PST 2023


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Experimentee On Money

Experimentee [running MCBoss's business after taking it over]: "Sorry,
you said you want to give me a hundred million dollars for this ..
horrible crowd-control package?"

Dictator's Wife: "Yes! I need this to keep my husband out of my room."

Experimentee: "Ummm ... okay ... what is the point of all the zeros
after the one? Does it make it different from another number?"

Dictator's Wife [a little surprised]: "Oh! Yes, you want as many of
those zeros as you can get. It's a great deal, believe me."

Dictator's Wife pauses a little, and looks at Experimentee.

Experimentee: "What do I do with the numbers after I have them?"

Dictator's Wife: "You've never heard of a business before, have you."

Experimentee: "I've been running this one for years now!"


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