[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

So, like, if you say "put your socks on", everybody, in the whole
world, goes and finds socks they own and puts them on. We ignore for
now people who have no socks and no access to socks.

This is something a good pretrained model could partly do!