[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Ancient Robotic MCBoss [sitting on a small pile of robot parts]: "I
have the biggest robotic part pile! There is no bigger one! If you say
otherwise, I will add you to it!"

This attitude helped him experience his robotic part pile growing.