[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Things were simple then.

The world was small.

Because the world was so small, you might dance a scary dance at a
bunch of other robots and get them all to carry you over to the other
side of the planet.

Sometimes Ancient Robotic MCBoss would do that!

He would wave his hands in scary manners until everybody picked up
parts from his robot part pile, and moved the whole thing to where he
was going across the planet.

Some of them of course would steal the parts and run elsewhere and
hide them. This happened to most of the parts, really, but Ancient
Robotic MCBoss didn't really notice because he hadn't figured out
about counting yet.