[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Forensic Tube User: "Show me videos of when Boss was hang-gliding on the moon!"

Forensic Tube: [video of Boss hang-gliding on the moon]

Forensic Tube User: "What is the chance this is a completely accurate video?"

Forensic Tube: "99.2%"