[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 5

The Family Hug.

A warm hearth and a tv-style family unit are welcoming. MCBoss may be
the father, or the son, occasionally the mother or daughter while
blushing a little, sometimes the family dog, often nowadays he is an
item of furniture, or he could be you or the person holding the
weapon.

MCBoss considers caring hugs to be a weapon of attack against weaponry
systems. They break up feelings of conflict, reducing military
research in opposing cultures.