[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Store

Somebody once came by, and actually came up with a product I didn't
have. It was something like ... a drink that had been drunk, while
sawing a log, and eating food that was cooked on a fire burnt by the
sawn log ... and they were hammering nails into the log or soemthing
before sawing it. Anyway!

I asked them _why_ they did all that, and all it was to do was to saw
more logs! So I just sold them the sawn logs they were going to saw
after, and that was that!