[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

A human spleen with a robot leg and somebody else's foot sewn on walks
into the Bandaid Room.

The human spleen is sad. Very sad.

In the Bandaid Room, a large bandaid is ritualistically attached to
the top of the spleen. It is very visible.

The spleen-with-robot-leg-and-sewn-foot leaves the Bandaid Room
brimming with happiness!