[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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steam-powered spaceship.

A bunch of steam engines have been zip-tied together so that they aim
up in the sky, as if giant tracks were rising from the ground.

Steel piping extends from their smokestacks to their rears, so that
when their engines are fired they can take off.