[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Mediator: "Great! Now, those aren't strictly and literally needs, but
they sure sound like expressions of things that are important to you."

Mediator looks between Zombie and Person Carrying Shotgun.

Mediator: "Zombie, when you say "Brains!!!!" like that, I imagine you
feeling a strong sense of hunger, and maybe imagining eating a human
brain, and feeling very satisfied when you imagine this. Are you
defending a need for sustenance here? To have food you enjoy eating?"

The zombie grins.

Person Carrying Shotgun: "Not if it's my little Hilda it won't!"

Person Carrying Shotgun loads their shotgun.