[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Zombie mediation.

Zombie: "Brains yummy."

Person Carrying Shotgun: "I need my brain to stay well."

Zombie: "Brains yummy."

Mediator: "Thank you both for attending! I want to share with you that
I am confident that we can reach an agreement that leaves both of you
fully satisfied. All we need to do is become clear on where we both
come from."

Mediator: "Please, share your needs with the other party."

Zombie: "Brains!!!!"

Person Carrying Shotgun: "You ate my dog!"