[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Brain Marketers.

Brain Marketers: "We are very sorry you story involved a number that
was too small. Please do not try to learn anything."

Brain Marketers: "Our information generation products will not produce
small numbers in the future. Please do not try to learn anything."

Brain Marketers: "Please do not try to learn anything. Thank you for
use Brain Product! Please do not try to learn anything."