[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

By this time, the virus in the copymachine has become practically a
beloved family member for everybody addicted to copying their face.

So in the software for the robotic legs, they give them a similar
interface as the network-facing ports and internal printing API of the
copy machine itself, so the virus can take them over.