[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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MCBoss's Weaponry, Issue 3

MCBoss has a set of very powerful cupcake-machine-guns. These are very
wide and bulky but lightweight. They have labels saying "powerful
machine guns" on them, but they are elongated cupcakes.

He holds them threateningly. Together, they are larger than he is.