[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Most of the money has been devoted to researching strategies and
augmentation techniques for winning a game of ping-pong.

The researchers are divided into two ping-pong teams.

On one side, everybody is dedicated to vociferously playing ping-pong
under the assumption that there is only one way to skin a cat.

On the opposing side, the ping pong players try to assume that there
are 2 ways to skin a cat.

The results of the ping-pong matches are logged in excruciating detail.