[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The players are divided into Nerd groups and MCBoss groups.

Nerd Player 1: "I am Tyrivel, an elf ranger from Varfrost. My family
has an ancient legacy. My father was murdered by a vicious rogue known
only as The Unspoken, and I have vowed to avenge him."

MCBoss: "I don't care about your fucking pansy-ass dad."