[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Roleplaying GM competition.

MCBoss vs Nerd.

Nerd [hushed voice, cockney accent]: "Welcome to The Archiband. Please
ignore any lowflying demons or sudden bursts of electricity. Come this
way."

MCBoss: "Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you here."