Behold our encrypted universe C3-PO!

[professor rat]

Our quantum encrypted PKI universe, C3-PO!

Charles K. Rhodes
2003 - Cryptographic Unification of Mass and Space
https://www.worldscientific.com/doi/abs/10.1142/S0217751X03016392?journalCode=ijmpa

2010 - Cryptographic Theoretical Calculation of the Fine-Structure Constant
https://arxiv.org/abs/1008.4537

2012 - Direct Cryptographic Computation of the Cosmological Constant ( PDF )
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1212/1212.5941.pdf

PDF supplied as is ( slippery muthafuckas don't trust em )