Bitcoin improvement proposals proffer path forward to new world order

[professor rat]

BIP number X ( Polynomial time 'one' in the Julio calendar )
Proposal presents a path for global Btc hegemony through a soft-fork hack/ kludge that pivots and resets the dominant Maxi narrative based on Austro-libertarian ideology. A consortium is formed to steal all Satoshi’s billions utilizing quantum computing technology. This consortium then forms a blind trust to faucet those coins to the submerged tenth. More ’ Robin Hood " than Von Mises, Btc hegemony can then pass basic utilitarian small tests. All hail planetary ecologist Keynes!

BIP number X ( where x is next in line )
Proposal suggests a hack/ kludge be found to utilize homomorphic and/or ZKP techniques in order to ’ nationalize ’ dormant Btc. Starting with coins known to be lost to death of keyholder, land-fill, accident, etc then moving on to stagnant coins starting with the oldest first. This may be presented as an incentive to mixmaster/ coinjoin as much as possible and negate chainanalysis. " Everyone a remailer " - it also slots in alongside my first BIP that pivots the entire old Austro-Ferengi narrative. Free money for the people - power to the node.