Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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Librarian and Accountant are exploring a mineshaft in search of a
tictactoe player destined to win or lose.

Librarian [to Accountant]: “I’ve never scaled a mineshaft before but
oh my god at least we’re in the right place.”

Accountant [to Librarian]: “Oh my god totally. Let’s speed up, my
chest is cramping up thinking of X winning.”