[joke][spam] How To Be a Mind-Controlled Hacker

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

A comedy series of non squitors about current history.

How To Be a Mind-Controlled Hacker

1. form conversations with computer viruses
2. use cloud services to write code
3. run a honeypot and use its webcam as your personal journal. talk
about your plans around the honeypot.
4. ask a police officer to help with your sousveillance work
5. shop at amazon for custom built computer parts
6. donate cryptocurrency to hackerspaces registered as nonprofits
7. mock trolls
8. start a garden run by 3d printed robots that is so successful your
neighborhood stops buying groceries
9. when your system behaves, assume it was a meaningless glitch

to be continued. half made up !!