[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Feb 12 18:12:35 PST 2023

hey that one wasn't bad it could have gone in the main thread.


boss loses head

boss has misplaced his head

he is sitting in his office, but instead of being on his shoulders,
his head is over on the corner of his fancy holographic desk.

he reaches around on the desk to find it, like someone who lost their
glasses, but doesn't immediately find it.

he turns his torso to the side, where zombie state worker is standing,
and his head on the corner of the desk looks around with its eyes a

zombie state worker suddenly stands to attention and himself blurts
out, "zombie state worker, i seem to have lost my head! do you know
where it is?"

the eyes and torso relax. so does zombie state worker.

zombie state worker [replying to himself, gesturing]: "uhh it's right
over there boss"

boss's body pushes back its chair and makes to stand up but bumps into
the desk and falls back into its chair

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