[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Feb 12 12:21:17 PST 2023

boss: "arright that's a wrap! on to the city dump! those fuckers will
never know what hit 'em! MIND CONTROL! yeah!!!"

hairdresser turns up the music

all the snacks on the shelves in unison: "MIND CONTROL !!!"

everybody except the attendant and including all the snacks piles out
of the snack shop and loads onto a firetruck driven by an implanted
fireman in a trance staring at their cellphone instead of the road

cyborg vivisectee [to snacks]: "you guys can go back on the shelves now"

the snacks all pile back out of the firetruck and back onto the
shelves including a cyborgzombie icecream sandwich, moving rigidly
with little outstretched popsicle sticks for zombie arms

boss wails the firetruck siren as the hypnotized fireman drives! his
helicopter follows overhead

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