Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

barfing zombie robot

a giant zombie robot has run amock

it keeps barfing funded and random expressions everywhere

things like “enlarge ur penis” “vote for boss” “save rebel researcher”
“experimentees arent human” “join the experimentee rebels” “resistance
is futile you will be assimilated” and “ai will make world peace
please work on the peace ai”

people tended to agree with some of the barfing but in generally there
was so much nobody could do anything. it would pile up and fill the
halls, bathrooms, offices

somebody had an idea

they took an old assassin droid for small genocides and told it the
barf was oppressed third world civilians.

the barf didn’t look much like hapless community members with a
dictator-discouraged religion, but there was so much of it that it
wasn’t hard to keep correcting the droid until it recognized it
correctly.