[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss, some robots, cyborgs, zombies, workers, hippies, wild animals,
and homeless folk are all sitting around a fire roasting things on
sticks [picture elsewhere]

boss turns to a robot
boss: “i’ll give you twenty million dollars for your support, and
ownership of a small nation”

the robot turns back to boss, still roasting its marshmallow