[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss visits hairdresser in a heated argument about hairstyles

mcboss [to hairdresser in a heated argument about hairstyles]: "Is A
the first letter of the alphabet?"

hairdresser in a heated argument about hairstyles [upset about being
implanted and putting implants in everybody, and suffering cognitive
decline and confusion]: "No A is the _last_ letter of the alphabet!"

boss looks at camera briefly. he looks a little worn.

boss: "oh !"