[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Karl on mailing list: "Four equals four."

Boss on camera in mcboss story: "1 + 1 = 2."

Boss flips flashcard.

Boss: "A is the first letter of the alphabet."

Karl on mailing list: "B is the second letter of the alphabet."

Karl on mailing list again: "Apple starts with A."