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Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many gmkarl+brainwashingandfuckingupthehackerslaves at
Wed Apr 26 06:07:04 PDT 2023

i typed this up but it seems to have disappeared so here’s an attempt
to retype something similar

boss has abused whistleblower brought to his office

boss: “shut up or i’ll shoot you”

boss raises a gun to abused whistleblower

[optional addition: abused whistleblower presses some buttons on an
open source phone?]

abused whistleblower: “no!”

in a nearby room, a large piece of furniture is accidentally knocked over

boss fires the gun

and the large piece of furniture crashes, shaking boss’s arm and
abused whistleblower’s chair

the bullet narrowly misses abused whistleblower, ricochets off the
lock to a suitcase held by a zombie government worker, and shatters a
mug on a shelf that used to say “world’s best megalomaniac of 2018”

the suitcase bursts open and classified documents and secret files on
international figures fly out

abused whistleblower grabs papers from the air here and there,
crumpling them into a pants pocket

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