Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

boss has abused whistleblower brought to his office

boss: “be quiet or i’ll shoot you”
boss raises gun at abused whistleblower

abused whistleblower: “no!”

somebody in an adjacent room accidentally knocks over something heavy

boss fires gun

the heavy thing crashes and boss’s arm and abused whistleblower’s chair jump

the bullet misses abused whistleblower, ricochets off the lock on a
suitcase held by a zombie government worker, and shatters a mug on a
shelf that used to say “best megalomaniac of the 2011”
the suitcase bursts open and classified plans and private records of
foreign dignitaries fly out
abused whistleblower grabs the papers from the air and crumples them
into a pants pocket