[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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experimentee jumps on boss

experimentee: “let’s go to a week-long silent retreat for meditating
on peace! i’ve always thought it would be nice to try to think about
peace!”

boss: “huh? what?”

experimentee: “here we go!”

boss’s eyes glaze over

boss: “i always wanted to go to a silent peace meditation retreat!”

boss: “zombie government worker 3, find one and ready my helicopter at once.”