[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mcboss golem: “we’re attacking africa. everybody is. and we will make
millions like we always do.”

shareholder: “attacking africa. what are you, the ancient golem of
mcboss, back to haunt us, or something stupid like that?”

mcboss golem looks at each shareholder with eyesockets that glow a black light

mcboss golem: “you will each do exactly as i say, or you will be the
next subjects for experimental weaponry testing.”