[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

torture victim 1.5: “hear me out, i have a proposition for you.”

mcboss: “so long as you don’t say something too emotional and weird to
my lawyer”

torture victim 1.5 looks at mcboss

torture victim 1.5: “you have various business and life needs. i’m
totally interested in making sure all of these are fully met.”

mcboss’s eyebrow twitches