[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

1. go into park and find roots of grass
2. pretend you don’t murder countries of people
3. give money to lawyers
4. give more money to lawyers
5. stage a press conference
6. poison the activists and sneak their names to your rebel cults