[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

but unfortunately this chicken was very poor at scratching for worms

almost the worst of the flock, because it spent all its time training
for juggling

but, compared to the human training it,
this human had no idea where to even go to scratch for worms

no idea at all