[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

once upon a time an herbivorous wolf was walking on hind legs wearing a suit

now, let me tell you:
- some wolves are herbivorous. there is not always prey.
- some wolves are captured and trained in domestic environments. i
don’t know if they walk on hind legs and wear suits ever.

what’s interesting here is that these two things are very rare, and so
you would expect their combination to be almost nonexistent — but in
actuality a domesticated wolf is far more likely to be fed an
herbivorous diet than a wild one !