Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

PLAN:

try to do the best possible thing

PROBLEM:

you're hypnotized into thinking you're a supervillain

FURTHER PROBLEM:

the hypnosis produces harm by countering your attempts to do good

FURTHER FURTHER PROBLEM:

you have a way to take over the world and are being surveilled by an
AI that treats you like a villain and counters your attempts to do
good