[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss invents the fighter plane made of marshmallows while high on
influence designed to get him to enjoy hurting himself

he has it commissioned and built. whenever anybody considers
questioning it, he puts on that look right before he kills somebody in
his private boxing ring, and they clam right up