[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

boss: “hello flying motorcycle!”

flying motorcycle: “hello upside down person!”

boss: “do you think i should ask you to get down?”

flying motorcycle: “should? why should you do one or the other?”

boss: “good point! i agree that i should stay like this.”

flying motorcycle: “i didn’t say that!”

boss: “do you think it will rain soon?”