[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

the engineer knows so much about llamas so intimately that they could
build the spaceship by hand as fast ad a herd of llamas would

but their whole nervous system is focused on chewing on grass and such

so it takes special llama rituals to even think and talk about the project