[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

toy spaceship made of llamas: “hello! i’m a spaceship made of llamas.
i built myself!”

llamas: “mmmmuh!”

toy spaceship made of llamas: “i want to build another spaceship out
of llamas, so i am applying to mcbosscorp so i can participate in this
great project!”

intern: “your job application is an excellent mashup of the examples i
was given as those to accept!”