[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss: “I do not control small things well. May I be very tiny!”

Crowds of experimentees and hairdressers and robots spend swathes of
money and lives figuring out how to shrink boss for a few minutes of
automated work, and there he is!

The crowds pull away, some holding bloodied scalpels. Boss is 5 inches tall!

Boss: “Tiny things will never escape me now! Now let’s put the rebel
spies on my throne.”