Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Experimentee: "Boss, mind control everybody to be free."

Boss looks confused.

Boss: "Mind control is bad."

Experimentee: "Isn't he such a good Boss?"

Experimentee [to Boss]: "Don't worry! I already mind controlled
everybody to be free."

Rebel Worker 2: "Then why do the implants still look invisible to me?"

Experimentee: "It's slow."