Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Zombie State Worker: "Boss, let me preface this by saying that I like
you. I like you a lot."

Boss: "You're a good worker, Zombie State Worker. You always take the
trash out."

Zombie State Worker: "As I was saying, I like you, and I don't want to
do what you say."

Boss pauses.

Boss: "I thought you said you liked me."

Zombie State Worker: "I do."

Boss: "Well, then you're going to do what I say."

Zombie Staet Worker: "Boss, I like you, and I don't want to do what you say."

Boss: "I don't understand."